2. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.
3. In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.
4. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。
6. More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.
7. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
8. Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.
9. Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.
10. 哪里跌倒，哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒，我怀疑那里有个坑！
11. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
12. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
17. 生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。
18. 喝白酒一斤，我绝对没感觉，因为喝半斤就已经喝死了。
19. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
20. 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。
21. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
23. you raise me up 你太抬举我了
24. Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
25. 我说这位壮士，你在我伤口上撒完盐，就别再尝尝咸淡了吧。
27. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
28. 就你这个样子，这个年龄，已经跌破发行价了。
29. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
30. 吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的，给我上点美人鱼丝。
31. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
33. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。
34. 我是你的风筝，线在你手上，可陪伴我的只有风。
35. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.
36. Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?
37. 你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。
39. 扔硬币，正面就去上网，反面就是睡觉，立起来就去写作业。
40. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。
41. 服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。
42. 别打开礼物的缎带，最初充满期待，最后都腐败。
44. 人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！
45. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
46. Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.
47. 别再逼我，再逼，我就在地上划个圈圈咒诅你被丑女强吻！
49. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
50. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。
54. 人家减肥减腰减**，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。
55. The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.
56. 雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。
57. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？
60. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
61. 如果我死了，我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了。
64. We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！
65. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
66. My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry!
67. 对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。
70. One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.
71. 把你家的地址说出来，我要把它改成公共厕所。
74. 白加黑：白天踩一人，不瞌睡；晚上再踩一人，睡得香。
75. 中国人有两个特点：一是不爱说实话；二是不爱听实话。
76. Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.
78. A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下
81. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
82. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.
83. Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.
84. An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao
85. 岁月不饶人，首先饶不了女人；机会不等人，首先等不了男人。
86. 我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺；我脾气很好，但不是没有！
88. 我的原则是:人不犯我，我不犯人；人犯我，我就生死！
91. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
93. Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.
94. 我特别困的时候，道德标准也没有醒，老师们要小心了。
95. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
96. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)
98. 作为一个吃货，吃东西并不代表我饿了，只是因为嘴巴寂寞了。
100. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
101. Walls have ears 隔墙有耳
102. Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
103. 没用的东西，再便宜也不买；不爱的人，再寂寞也不依赖。
104. 竟然有人我涂了蓝眼影，那简直是在侮辱我得黑眼圈！
109. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲
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