3. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
5. 英语毕竟不是母语,没有我们说中国话那么流利,那么自然。所以,说出来总觉得别扭,怕别人听到了笑话自己。本来就不熟练,再加上怕人笑话的想法,更让自己紧张了。越这样就越不敢说了。
7. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
8. b. 女人假装高潮获得真情,男人假装获得真情。
10. 我们永远不会真正成熟,我们只是学会在人们面前假装强迫。
12. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
13. We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.
18. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you donrsquo;t have a good partner,yoursquo;d better have a good hand.
19. War does not determine who is right ndash; only who is left.
22. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
25. Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
29. 直译:在这个世界上,我最不想做的就是伤害你,但这仍然是我的考虑。
30. 有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具),没有真正的用处,但看到他们在楼梯上翻来覆去还是很开心的。
31. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
33. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
34. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
35. I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
36. 在我们这里,所有送外卖的人都比警察来得快.
38. 成功是一个相关的术语,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
39. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
41. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
42. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠 (我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棒?)这是一个回文句,跟着读和倒着读是一样的。
43. 政客和纸尿的一个共同点是,他们都被定期更换,因为同样的原因脏了!
44. a. 如觉呵呵是屁眼无法承受的痛苦,那是你操错洞。
45. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
47. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
48. Love the neighbor. But donlsquo;t get caught.
49. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
52. 它的意思是:To be or not to be,that is a question. (生存或毁灭是个问题。
57. 起初,我直接要求上帝给我一辆自行车。后来,我想上帝不是这样做的,所以我偷了一辆,请求上帝原谅。
58. We live in a society where pi有趣的英语句子a gets to your house before the police.
59. 努力工作不会导致死亡!但我不会用自己来证明。
60. 脑子里的句子量太少,学过的单词挺多,就是不能组织起来达到随意地表达自己的思想的目的,这就给交流带来了困难。因为在交流的时候,你听到的内容是被动的,你不知道对方会说什么,所以精神会比较紧张,生怕自己不会说或者是有的单词听不懂,这就产生了紧张心理,紧张就会给人带来恐惧。
61. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.
63. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
65. 爱情就像一张照片,需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守,在黑暗中工作,哈哈)
67. xxxYour future depends on your So go to sleep.