我把所有的记忆串成一部电影过年发的幽默句子，于是一部悲剧诞生了。
I strung them together into a movie, and a tragedy was born.
If the teacher hadn't said no littering, I would have thrown you out.
Please take care of the mentally handicapped children around you, or you will be put in a mental hospital.
Don't worry, chubby girls. Wedding dresses can be resized.
Please take care of the foodies around you.
Beauty is a matter of three parts by nature and seven parts by filters.
Ghosts are afraid of death, because when they grow up, they become men.
For the object I value is talent, other is not important, handsome on the line.
Do you like reading? Uncle likes to look at you too!
收银员说过年发的幽默句子：没零钱了，找你塑料袋吧过年发的幽默句子！
Cashier: No change, please change your plastic bag!
你说走就走，从不考虑我的感受，果然是养不熟的狗过年发的幽默句子！
You walk away without considering my feelings. You are really a dog you don't know well!
A good horse does not eat back grass, because on the way back, it has starved to death!
刚刚下雨了，一辆豪车从我身边经过，溅得我一身水，当时我就发誓，等我有钱了，我一定买一套雨衣，亮瞎你的眼！
It was raining just now, and a limousine passed me and splashed me with water, and I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat to dazzle you!
