1. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
2. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
6. A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
8. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
11. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
12. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
13. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着
14. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
15. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。(暗中成像)
16. 每个单身汉都应该结婚。毕竟，人生不能只是寻欢作乐埃
17. Behind every successful man,there is a behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
18. Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
19. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
20. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
22. Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
23. "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
24. Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
25. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
26. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
27. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
28. "努力工作从来不会害死谁"，不过我何必去冒这个风险呢?
29. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
30. Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.
31. Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
32. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn.
33. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
34. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
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