1. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠 (我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棒?)这是一个回文句,跟着读和倒着读是一样的。
3. To China for china,China with china ,dinner on china .(去中国买瓷器,中国有瓷器,吃瓷器。
4. a. 女人的高潮可能是假装的,但男人TMD可以装出整段感情!
7. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
8. 光总是跑得比声音快,这就是为什么有些SB说话后,你会发现他在假装B。
10. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
11. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
12. 当我们安静,也做出了决定,却无法再坚定。When we would be silent, but also to make a decision, and cannot be determined.
16. family=father and mother i love you
17. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
18. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
21. 眼泪中的心事,是我想你的方式,就像总要与爱情对峙,那回不去的已逝Tears in the heart, is the way I miss you, like always confrontation with love, that has gone back to not go.
22. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
23. 任何事情,总有答案。与其烦恼,不如顺其自然。
24. We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.
25. xxxHard work never killed anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
26. 它的意思是:To be or not to be,that is a question. (生存或毁灭是个问题。
27. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
28. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它。你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活I figure life is a gift and I don't want to waste it. You neverknow what is, you learn to take life.
29. Ho,I see you! 嘿,我见过你!
30. 谁伤害过你,谁击溃过你,都不重要。重要的是谁让你重现笑容!Who hurt you, who defeated you, it doesn't matter. Who is important to let you again smile.
32. 时间送达不到的安慰,该带着心去找谁。Time served less than comfort, whom took the heart to turn to.
33. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
34. 世界上,没有挤不出的时间,只有不想赴的约。
41. b. 女人假装高潮获得真情,男人假装获得真情。
42. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
44. If sex is a pain in the ass,then yoursquo;re doing it wronghellip;
47. I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesnrsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
48. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
51. 努力工作不会导致死亡!但我不会用自己来证明。
53. 直译:在这个世界上,我最不想做的就是伤害你,但这仍然是我的考虑。
55. War does not determine who is right ndash; only who is left.
58. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
59. *惯这个东西很可拍,特别是你不得不面对改变的时候。Used to the things are can be taken, especially when you h*e to face the change.
60. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx
62. 爱情就像一张照片,需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守,在黑暗中工作,哈哈)
63. 你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商提升到和他一样的水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你。
64. 学会在时间里遗忘,学会在痛苦中坚强Learn to forget in time, learn to strong in pain
65. 幸福不意味着凡事都完美,那只是因为你已经不再只看到缺憾了。Happiness does not mean that all things are perfect, that's only because you no longer see only drawback.
68. 我们永远不会真正成熟,我们只是学会在人们面前假装强迫。
69. 心态决定情绪,情绪决定心情,心情决定心境,心境决定生活。Mentality decided to emotions, emotions decided the mood, the mood decided to mood, mood decided to life.
70. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
71. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.
74. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
75. 你需要忘记失去的,感激拥有的,和期待将至的。You need to forget what's gone, appreciate what's left, and look forward to what's next.
76. 男人只有两种状态:饥饿和**。如果他不硬,给他三明治!
77. 别忘了答应自己要去的地方,无论有多难,有多远。Don't forget promised to go to your place, no matter how hard it is, how far is it.
78. Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything,but you canrsquo;t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
79. b. 若XXOO是下半身的疼痛,所以,你操错了。
80. 许多人都说失去以后才懂得珍惜,其实珍惜后的失去更痛Many people say that after losing just know to cherish, actually cherish after losing more pain.
83. 你不要哭,他不会在乎。You don't cry, he won't care.
84. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
86. 很多事,唯有当距离渐远的时候,才能回首看清它A lot of things, but only when the distance away, to look back to see it.
87. 你走你的阳光道,我走我的独木桥,各不相欠。
89. The early bird might get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.
90. 能力决定你能做什么,动机决定你做什么,态度决定你做得怎么样。Ability to decide what you can do, motivation determines what you do, attitude determines how are you doing.
91. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you donrsquo;t have a good partner,yoursquo;d better have a good hand.
95. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
96. 当你觉得孤独无助时,想一想还有几十万亿的细胞只为你一个人而活When you feel lonely and helpless, think there are hundreds of thousands of billions of cells a person to live for you.
97. 要相信,你所坚持的一切,有天会反过来拥抱你。
98. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
99. 快乐有很多种方式,但是孤单却总类似。There are many kinds of way to be happy, but lonely is always similar.
100. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
101. We live in a society where pi有趣的英语句子a gets to your house before the police.
102. 后座上的孩子会出事故,后座上的孩子会出事故。
103. 风没有方向的吹来,雨也跟着悲伤起来,没有人能告诉我,爱是在什么时候悄悄走开No direction the wind blows, the rain also follow sad, no one can tell me, when love is quietly go away.
105. 让世界低头是一种霸气,让自己放手是一种魄气。
106. 我希望我能像爷爷一样在睡梦中安静地死去,而不是像他开上那些尖叫的乘客一样死去!
107. 我是你青春里的故事,你是我故事里回不去的曾经。You are my youth in the story, you are my story, don't go back once.
108. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天,而不是每天早上醒来。
109. xxxHard work never killed anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
110. a. 如觉呵呵是屁眼无法承受的痛苦,那是你操错洞。
111. 有时候人们会变,是因为他们实在伤得太重了。
112. 景色越辽阔,心里越寂寞。View the vast, the more lonely in my heart.
114. 回忆里再热闹,却到底还是一个人空荡荡的坐着。
115. 宁愿与狼为伍也不与狗同行,我没说过我是好人。
116. 世间太多的错失不是因为愚蠢,而是因为太聪明。Many mistakes in the world are not caused by stupidity,but exceeded intelligence.
117. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来,所以再睡一会儿。
118. 别打听我是什么人,没坏到你身上就是好人。
119. 要么没有,要么全部。要么现在,要么永不。All or nothing, now or never.