1. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
2. 我们永远不会真正成熟，我们只是学会在人们面前假装强迫。
3. 你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商提升到和他一样的水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
4. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx
5. Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything,but you canrsquo;t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
6. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
8. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9. I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesnrsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
10. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
12. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
13. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
14. Ho,I see you! 嘿，我见过你！
15. 政客和纸尿的一个共同点是，他们都被定期更换，因为同样的原因脏了!
16. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But itrsquo;s still on the list.
18. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
21. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
24. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。
25. XXOO就像打桥牌一样。如果对手不好，你的手一定要好。
26. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
27. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
28. family=father and mother i love you
29. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
30. xxxHard work never killed anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
31. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
32. 有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具)，没有真正的用处，但看到他们在楼梯上翻来覆去还是很开心的。
35. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
36. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。
37. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
38. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
40. a. 女人的高潮可能是假装的，但男人TMD可以装出整段感情！
41. The early bird might get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.
42. 我希望我能像爷爷一样在睡梦中安静地死去，而不是像他开上那些尖叫的乘客一样死去！
43. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)
44. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
45. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
46. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
47. a. 如觉呵呵是屁眼无法承受的痛苦，那是你操错洞。
