相关推荐》》》2022年6月英语四级作文范文100篇(汇总)
Let’sfaceit—Englishisacrazylanguage.Thereisneithereggineggplantnorhaminhamburger;neitherapplenorpineinpineapple.Englishmuffinsweren’tinventedinEnglandorFrenchfriesinFrance.Sweetmeatsarecandieswhilesweetbreads,whicharen’tsweet,aremeat.WetakeEnglishforgranted.Butifweexploreitsparadoxes,wefindthatquicksandcanworkslowly,boxingringsaresquareandaguineapigisneitherfromGuineanorisitapig.Ifthepluraloftoothisteeth,whyisn’tthepluralofboothbeeth?
Onegoose,twogeese.Soonemoose,twomeese?Doesn’titseemcrazythatyoucanmakeamendsbutnotoneamend,thatyoucombthroughannalsofhistorybutnotasingleannal?Ifyouhaveabunchofoddsandendsandgetridofallbutoneofthem,whatdoyoucallit?SometimesIthinkalltheEnglishspeakersshouldbecommittedtoanasylumfortheverballyinsane.Inwhatlanguagedopeoplereciteataplayandplayatarecital?Shipbytruckandsendcargobyship?Havenosesthatrunandfeetthatsmell?
Parkondrivewaysanddriveonparkways?Howcanaslimchanceandafatchancebethesame,whileawisemanandwiseguyareopposite?Howcantheweatherbehotashellonedayandcoldashellanother?Englishwasinventedbypeople,notcomputers,anditreflectsthecreativityofthehumanrace.Thatiswhy,whenthestarsareout,theyarevisible,butwhenthelightsareout,theyareinvisible.Andwhy,whenIwindupmywatch,Istartit,butwhenIwindupthisessay,Iendit.