Man: Hi, I have a reservation for tonight. I'd like to check the hotel clerk: OK, what's your name? Man: Well, Mike Adams hotel clerk: OK, let me check. This is the key to your door.
You can just walk along the hall in your room. [OK, you'll see the elevator on your right: Oh, OK, when does the restaurant open for breakfast? Hotel clerk: Yes Breakfast for Amman: Oh, well, where's the gym? I think, you know, run a few miles before going to bed at night. Hotel clerk: it's on the second floor.
It's open until tonight [OK, but the treadmill's broken]. The last question is: do you have a wireless network in your room? Clerk: we have [ah, only one dollar nightclub attendant: Well, I thought it would be free. Hotel clerk: No, I'm sorry, sir, but if you sit in the northernmost parking lot, you can get it for free Wireless access [OH] you see, the hotel next to us has a wireless network, man: Oh, great, well, forget that, every room has a refrigerator, right? Hotel clerk: Well, we can put a refrigerator in your room and add 10 dollars to a waiter: ah, I thought such things would be included in the price of the room, MR: Well, you know, a little irritating to me is that when hotels treat customers like this, I mean, I checked sev (all hotels) I mean, I mean I checked sev (all hotels) hotel clerk: you really should check this, don't you, man: (laughter) my guest, I'm in a panic, I mean all the other hotels mention it Amenities for the free hotel staff: I'm sorry, sir.
This is what this hotel is like. The bed is the extra hotel clerk: of course, Norman: Oh, I already have one. I'll try the hotel across the street and I'm sure they'll give me better service.
Hotel clerk: OK, but you'll cancel your reservation here, so we'll have to charge you a cancellation fee for the guest fee: ah, forget it, I can't win anyway. What's my room? Telephone clerk: 360 people: mmm.