1、我们知道的童话故事里的公主都是被王子吻醒的早起幽默文案朋友圈，而现实的我们通常是被尿憋醒的或者是闹钟叫醒的。早安！
In fairy tales, princesses are awakened by a prince's kiss. In reality, we are usually awakened by urine or an alarm clock. Good morning!
2、如果我们睡觉就是在给自己充电早起幽默文案朋友圈，那我特别想说早起幽默文案朋友圈，我好像从来都没有充满过。早安！
If we sleep to recharge our batteries, I'd like to say that I never seem to recharge my batteries. Good morning!
3、我每天早上起床都要打开手机就看一下"福布斯"排行榜早起幽默文案朋友圈，如果那上面没有我的名字的话，那我就只能去乖乖上班。早安！
Every morning When I get up, I turn on my cell phone and check the Forbes list. If it doesn't have my name on it, I have to go to work. Good morning!
4、当你早上觉得不想起床去上班的时候，可以打开手机或者钱包，查看一下余额，我相信你就知道自己该怎么做了。早安！
When you feel like you don't want to get up in the morning and go to work, open your phone or wallet and check your balance. I'm sure you'll know what to do. Good morning!
5、以后不要再跟我谈什么在最好的年纪遇见合适的人这样的理想了，我现在只想在最好的年纪，随处可躺，不劳而获，随处可浪。早安！
don't talk to me about what in the best age to meet the right person, such an ideal, I just want to be in the best age, everywhere can lie, get nothing for nothing, everywhere can wave. Good morning!
6、我本来以为养女人是养不起的，可后来发现养男人也贵，最后发现我连条狗也养不起。早安！
I thought that the daughter is not affordable, but later found that raising a man is expensive, finally found that I can not afford to keep a dog. Good morning!
7、一早上醒来还以为我长高了，结果发现原来是我的被子横着盖了。早安！
Woke up in the morning also thought I grew tall, turns out to be my quilt across the cover. Good morning!
8、记住，我跟你说早安的意思，不是为了也让你回我一句早安，而是想告诉你，你是不是应该给我带份早餐。早安！
Remember, I'm not saying good morning to you so you can say good morning back. I'm telling you if you should bring me breakfast. Good morning!
9、昨天那个可爱的我早已不见，取而代之的是今天这个更可爱的我。早安！
Yesterday that lovely I have disappeared, replaced by today's more lovely I. Good morning!
10、其实根本没有什么来日方长，一切都要趁早。早安！
In fact, there is no future, everything should be as early as possible. Good morning!
11、你以为我起那么早，就为了发一条朋友圈吗早起幽默文案朋友圈？不，其实我在等你跟我说早安！
Do you think I got up so early just to post a tweet? No, actually I was waiting for you to say good morning to me!
12、我想问你们身边像我这样晚睡早起，努力奋斗只为带给社会一点光和热的青年典范，是不是现在基本除了我没别人了。早安！
I would like to ask you around like me, so late to bed and get up early, struggling to bring a little light and heat to the society of the young model, is now basically no one but me. Good morning!
13、你好，你今天的好运正在派送中，请保持心情舒畅，准备随时签收。早安！
Hello, your good luck today is being delivered, please keep happy, ready to sign at any time. Good morning!
14、一天很短暂，我们应该做到开心了就笑，不开心了我们就过会再笑。早安！
A day is very short, we should be happy to laugh, not happy we will laugh again. Good morning!
15、起床就像是一种能力，而赖床则是一种技术，虽然我的能力有限，但是我的技术还挺高。早安！
Get up is like a kind of ability, and lie in bed is a kind of technology, although my ability is limited, but my technology is quite high. Good morning!
16、每天早上醒来，照镜子，看到自己的帅气，我的一天就又充满了力量。早安！
Every morning, wake up, look in the mirror, see their handsome, my day is full of power. Good morning!
