Interestingly, one day, I walked into school and suddenly saw a friend of mine looking for something, so I went up to her and said, "Hey, what are you looking for?" She replied, "I'm looking for the coin I lost in the classroom before." I thought it strange and said, "why do you find it outside the classroom, but you can't find it in your classroom?" Then she replied, "because it's hard to find it in my classroom, but it's lighter here." Then I had nothing to say to her: in middle school, Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to explain that a "fledgling" means that the students belong to the type of backward students and lingered for a long time. Finally, Xiao Sheng Di Wen said, "does just coming out of the toilet means that" high school, a political exam, is all a multiple-choice test, the total test score He was very young, but a brother didn't have a problem in the exam. Later, the political teacher asked him, "do you know the answer to the exam or how can we avoid all the correct answers, only the wrong answers" -- in a middle school history class, I slept in a teacher's class and woke up.
The teacher asked me, "marry a Wencheng Princess" and quietly told me on the same table: "Song Zan" is very unfortunate, I didn't catch it, and I wanted to answer: "song of cadres". Later, I ordered that junior high school history class should not be allowed for a week. A student was either late for school or had a good sleep in the last class.
When he woke up the day before class, he was cheated. He was a few minutes late. When he saw his math teacher, he said, "you can't be late again, or you will fall asleep Yes, ah.
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