2. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠 (我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棒？)这是一个回文句，跟着读和倒着读是一样的。
3. xxxHard work never killed anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
5. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7. 起初，我直接要求上帝给我一辆自行车。后来，我想上帝不是这样做的，所以我偷了一辆，请求上帝原谅。
10. 男人只有两种状态:饥饿和**。如果他不硬，给他三明治！
11. 想给你脖子种满草莓，向全世界宣称你是我的。
12. 我希望我能像爷爷一样在睡梦中安静地死去，而不是像他开上那些尖叫的乘客一样死去！
16. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
20. 有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具)，没有真正的用处，但看到他们在楼梯上翻来覆去还是很开心的。
21. a. 女人的高潮可能是假装的，但男人TMD可以装出整段感情！
22. We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.
23. War does not determine who is right ndash; only who is left.
24. XXOO就像打桥牌一样。如果对手不好，你的手一定要好。
25. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。
27. I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesnrsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
28. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
29. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
32. a. 如觉呵呵是屁眼无法承受的痛苦，那是你操错洞。
33. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you donrsquo;t have a good partner,yoursquo;d better have a good hand.
34. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
35. family=father and mother i love you
36. Ho,I see you! 嘿，我见过你！
37. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
39. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.
40. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
45. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。
46. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
49. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。
52. b. 若XXOO是下半身的疼痛，所以，你操错了。
57. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。
59. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
