Smith: Yes, but she will give it to my wife, just as the doctor said to the nurse. Ask the patient's name so that we can inform his parents. After a while, the nurse came back and said, the patient said his parents knew his name.
A stupid huand said to her huand Jack one morning, our ladies' club is in Mrs. Yang's house at lunch time today. I want to go and I'll leave you.
You can have something for lunch. Oh, yes, her huand replied, it doesn't matter. What are you going to leave I eat the canned fish Mrs.
Perry said. Here are some boiled potatoes and some beans. That's great.
Then Mrs. Perry went to a meeting. All the ladies had lunch at Mrs.
Yang's house. At three o'clock, Mrs. Perry came home.
How is your fish, Jack? She asked dye, but my foot was hurt. He answered why they hurt Mrs. Perry.
Askedwell wrote on the tin, opened the jar, stood in hot water for five minutes, let me take it out. A little boy went to the dentist Because he had a bad toothache, the dentist examined his tooth and decided to take out the bad tooth after the operation. The boy asked the doctor to give him that tooth.
What do you want? The dentist was surprised that I was going to take it home, fill it with sugar and watch it hurt. The boy said sincerely.
中文翻译:
你在哪里遇到过麻烦男孩:对不起,,我打来只是想告诉你我今天不能上学老师:怎么了男孩:我不舒服老师:你在哪里感觉到麻烦男孩:在教室里爱爸爸:我的儿子,我惩罚你因为我爱你儿子:我知道,爸爸,但我不应该收到两个男人的那么多情书在大学里都在谈论他们的儿子我儿子的信总是给我寄字典说一个曼顿你很幸运说另一个我儿子的信总是把我送到银行一个英雄记者:你为什么跳河去救那个男英雄:我不得不这么做,因为他穿着我的外套我以为是我丈夫:哦,亲爱的有人偷了我的钱包女人:你没感觉到有人在你的口袋里摸到什么丈夫:是的,但我以为那是我的真人史密斯先生:哦,天哪,我把钱包忘在枕头下了我该怎么办他的朋友:别担心,你的女仆是个诚实的女人,不是吗?史密斯先生:是的,但她会把它给我妻子,就像医生对护士说的那样,去问问病人叫什么名字,这样我们可以通知他的父母。过了一会儿,护士回来说,病人说他的父母知道他的名字一个愚蠢的丈夫一天早上佩里太太对她的丈夫杰克说,今天午餐时间我们的女士俱乐部在杨太太家开会,我想去参加,我就离开你了你午餐吃点东西就行了哦,是的,她丈夫回答说,没关系,你打算留什么给我吃呢佩里太太说的这罐头鱼,这里有一些煮土豆和一些豆子,太好了。然后佩里太太去开会了,所有的女士都在杨太太家吃午饭,三点钟的时候,佩里太太回家后你的鱼好吗,杰克,她问染料,但我的脚受伤了他回答为什么他们伤害了佩里夫人askedWell,在锡上写着,打开罐子,在热水里站了五分钟让我把它拿出来一个小男孩去看牙医,因为他牙疼得厉害,牙医检查了他的牙齿,决定在手术结束后把那颗坏牙拔掉,男孩让医生给他那颗牙你想要什么?牙医很惊讶我要把它带回家,加满糖,看着它疼。