Life will round us, is to let us roll further.
I've been single for a long time. Let alone screw the bottle cap. I can screw the fire hydrant.
A person's sudden realization is discovery, and a group of people's sudden realization is deception.
你长成那样儿，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
If you grow up like that, don't be coquettish. It's easy for people to react to pregnancy.
爱情是一场高烧，烧傻的就去结婚了，退烧的分了手，那些痴痴缠缠的都是正在烧着的。
Love is a high fever, burning silly to get married, fever of parting hands, those who are burning.
Just want to get a heart, so as not to go on a blind date.
现实中的感情，就是一个不认输，一个不罢手，凑合一辈子。
In reality, one doesn't give up, the other doesn't give up, making do for a lifetime.
在过去，只要感情真，年龄不是问题。而现在，只要感情真，性别不是问题。
In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.
永远不要和父母吵架，因为你吵不赢的时候只有挨骂，当你吵得赢的时候只有挨打。
Never quarrel with your parents, because you only get scolded when you can't win, and only get beaten when you can win.
请不要叫我宅男，叫我闭家锁；请不要叫我宅女，叫我居里夫人。
Please don't call me otaku, call me lock up; please don't call me otaku, call me Madame Curie.
As long as I can kill Birdman, I am an angel!
No trace of hair, dandruff more outstanding.
没人送你礼物没关系，你可以找我啊，只要你开口，我都说没有。
It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you open your mouth, I say no.
I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.
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