今天刚拿到驾照，教练语重心长地跟我说，以后能不开车尽量别开
Today, I just got my driver's license. The coach told me that I would try not to drive in the future without driving
我：教练我是不是压线了 教练：你没有压线是我们画歪了。
Me: coach, did I press the line? Coach: you didn't press the line, we drew crooked.
她开着邻居家的Toyota追着日落 我开着驾校的破大众科二没过.
She drove her neighbor's Toyota after the sunset. I didn't drive the broken Volkswagen II of the driving school
The reversing is not good. The coach asked me to buy a light car to carry it in
Coach, if I were a little brother, I would like to start again
What's the feeling of driving test? It's tears when you say too much
I thought I was smart until I got my driver's license
I was touched by the students' legs when I was taking section 3
The coach told me to drive on the road and not to exceed
If you don't break through, you'll disappoint the coach
教练说别人的学员开车跟蚂蚁一样 我的学生开车跟开飞机一样。
The coach said that other students drive like ants, and my students drive like planes.
科三上路练车超紧张，不让低头看挡然后我不小心摸了教练大腿。
Section 3 was too nervous to practice driving on the road. I didn't let my head look down. Then I accidentally touched the coach's thigh.
说真的 生个孩子都不紧张的人 考过驾照都紧张成那样 逻辑碎了一地
Seriously, people who are not nervous about having a child are nervous about having a driver's license. The logic is broken
我驾照没下来时 教练语重心长地对我说 不行以后就买个电车开吧
When I didn't get my driver's license, the coach said no to me. After that, I'll buy a tram to drive
I dare not send this copy to my circle of friends for fear that the coach will see it
Me: coach, do you want to refuel? Coach: No, I'll go down and push you
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10、眼看要撞上了，教练大喊一声：快踩油门!!果然车停了......
14、给我一个非去考驾照的理由。我真的不想去。这飞涨的物价啊，我无心无力也无财。
15、有一次教练被我气昏了，只喊："踩手刹踩手刹!"
16、跟我一起练车的学员有一次刹车时，他竟然站起来了!
17、同车学员练车转弯时，教练让他看看后面有没有车，果然，他回头了!
18、教练：看见前面那个人了吗?撞死他!我：不敢。教练：不敢还不踩刹车!
19、每天都在认真学车!都晒黑了好几层!连变白的机会都没有了!想哭!
20、夏天学车的我，不仅要晒黑，不仅要天好热，不仅蚊子多，最重要人还多。
22、此刻，享受阳光，自从学车晒黑后，已经放任自我了。
23、学车学的把我胳膊晒黑了 难道现在要放弃吗 其实一点也不想开车。
24、像教练不会说别的， 教练最常说的一句话就是：还好我没心脏病，要不就……
25、抽中华的不一定是老板，完全有可能是驾校教练。。
27、常言道：尘归尘，土归土 ，骂人不要提老母：碰瓷狗，广场舞，驾校教练二百五。
29、小伙伴们祝福我明天驾校科目二顺利晋级吧，3Q。
30、早晨在路上见一车，车后贴一标，标上一句话：驾校除名，自学成才。
31、开快车时，教练说："只有做官胆子越来越大，开车的都是越开胆子越小，你就是个例外!
32、天气超级好也超级晒，感觉自己的额头又要黑一个度，去年学车晒黑的现在还没白回来呢。
33、学车还是晒黑了 我现在手臂 腿 脚都变成了斑马线。
34、学车晒黑没话说!!以后出门涂防晒啊 哎 本身就黑 还容易晒黑 然后黑了还白不回来!我就超无奈!
35、还有一次听到旁边的教练在训学员："这样都学不会啊，你自己好好参悟一下!"还参禅呢我!
