别人都去撞南墙了心情美美哒说说，我去修南墙一定很赚钱。
Everyone else has hit the south wall. I must make a lot of money to repair the south wall.
化妆品对女人而言心情美美哒说说，是信心心情美美哒说说；对男人而言心情美美哒说说，是幻觉。
Cosmetics are confidence for women; For men, it's an illusion.
Curse our bullies and eat their snot when they eat noodles.
Life looks like white flour. In fact, you can't do too much, otherwise the face is not enough
I hate the fact that you say you miss me, but you don't do anything.
某日，白素贞放了个屁，许仙恍然大悟道心情美美哒说说："娘子，莫非你是响尾蛇。"
One day, Lady White Snake farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized, "Lady, are you a rattlesnake?"
创新，就是把睡过两个月的床单拿起来抖抖，反过来再铺上。
Innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been slept for two months, shake them, and spread them in turn.
If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have decided on young marriage.
Don't take selfies too much in the circle of friends, we have met before.
你愿意做我的太阳吗？那么请与我保持92955886.7公里。
Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.
Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your heart-rending love and hate.
