1. 别打开礼物的缎带,最初充满期待,最后都腐败。
2. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.
3. 努力工作不会导致死亡!但我不会用自己来证明。
4. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
8. 喝白酒一斤,我绝对没感觉,因为喝半斤就已经喝死了。
12. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
13. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
14. 如果我死了,我的第一句话是:终于不用怕鬼了。
16. When twos company,threes the result!
17. 扔硬币,正面就去上网,反面就是睡觉,立起来就去写作业。
18. Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.
20. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
23. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
24. For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.
25. 我是你的风筝,线在你手上,可陪伴我的只有风。
26. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
27. 白加黑:白天踩一人,不瞌睡;晚上再踩一人,睡得香。
28. 人家减肥减腰减**,为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。
29. Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
31. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
32. 作为一个吃货,吃东西并不代表我饿了,只是因为嘴巴寂寞了。
33. First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.
34. 竟然有人我涂了蓝眼影,那简直是在侮辱我得黑眼圈!
36. 抽,是一种生活艺术;找抽,是一种生活态度。
40. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.
41. you raise me up 你太抬举我了
46. Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾
47. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
50. 我要做个下载软件,名字叫掩耳。因为迅雷不及掩耳。
51. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天,而不是每天早上醒来。
53. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火
55. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
57. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
58. 人和猪的区别就是:猪一直是猪,而人有时却不是人!
59. One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.
61. Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.
62. 我特别困的时候,道德标准也没有醒,老师们要小心了。
63. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.
64. Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.
66. 考试伤害了多少孩子,让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。
67. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
68. 上联:活着没有意义,下联:自杀没有勇气,横批:白走一次。
69. 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好,读书也没有效果。
70. 成功是一个相关的术语,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
71. 生活不能像烹饪一样,所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。
72. I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!
75. Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
78. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
79. no three no four 不三不四
83. 没用的东西,再便宜也不买;不爱的人,再寂寞也不依赖。
84. 你还是让我跪搓板吧,跪电暖气是在受不了啊。
85. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
88. The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.
90. More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.
91. 当初我看上你,因为我脑子进水了,现在我脑子抖干了。
92. Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.
96. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!
98. 想多远,你就滚多远;光速有多快,你就滚多快。
99. 生活的一半是倒霉的,另一半是如何处理倒霉的。
100. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲
101. We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁啊!
102. no money no talk 没钱免谈
104. 就你这个样子,这个年龄,已经跌破发行价了。
106. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来,所以再睡一会儿。
108. The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.
109. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?