1. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.
2. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
3. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
4. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
6. 它的意思是：To be or not to be,that is a question. (生存或毁灭是个问题。
7. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
8. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you donrsquo;t have a good partner,yoursquo;d better have a good hand.
9. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
10. To China for china,China with china ,dinner on china .(去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃瓷器。
11. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
12. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx
13. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
14. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard waswrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个"that"是错误的。
15. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
16. Love the neighbor. But donlsquo;t get caught.
17. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
18. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
20. 脑子里的句子量太少，学过的单词挺多，就是不能组织起来达到随意地表达自己的思想的目的，这就给交流带来了困难。因为在交流的时候，你听到的内容是被动的，你不知道对方会说什么，所以精神会比较紧张，生怕自己不会说或者是有的单词听不懂，这就产生了紧张心理，紧张就会给人带来恐惧。
21. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
22. xxxWork fascinates I can look at it for hours! xxx
23. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
24. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
26. family=father and mother i love you
27. a. 如觉呵呵是屁眼无法承受的痛苦，那是你操错洞。
29. 英语毕竟不是母语，没有我们说中国话那么流利，那么自然。所以，说出来总觉得别扭，怕别人听到了笑话自己。本来就不熟练，再加上怕人笑话的想法，更让自己紧张了。越这样就越不敢说了。
30. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
31. We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.
32. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
33. 我希望我能像爷爷一样在睡梦中安静地死去，而不是像他开上那些尖叫的乘客一样死去！
34. I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesnrsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
35. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。
36. 在自己没有外国朋友的时候，很想走过去和那些逛街的外国人聊上几句，可是又不敢，一怕人家不理你，自己没有面子，二怕听不懂人家说什么。因为彼此都是非常陌生的，别说外国人了，就是中国人自己在街上不认识的情况下上前打个招呼，还一个个的跟防贼似的用异样的眼光看你呢。
37. 在我们这里，所有送外卖的人都比警察来得快.
38. I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
40. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
41. 有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具)，没有真正的用处，但看到他们在楼梯上翻来覆去还是很开心的。
43. Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything,but you canrsquo;t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
44. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
47. 政客和纸尿的一个共同点是，他们都被定期更换，因为同样的原因脏了!
48. b. 女人假装高潮获得真情，男人假装获得真情。
49. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
50. xxxYour future depends on your So go to sleep.
51. b. 若XXOO是下半身的疼痛，所以，你操错了。
52. 你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商提升到和他一样的水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
53. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
54. xxxHard work never killed But why take the risk? xxx
55. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
56. We live in a society where pi有趣的英语句子a gets to your house before the police.
57. The early bird might get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.
58. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
59. 我们永远不会真正成熟，我们只是学会在人们面前假装强迫。
60. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
61. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。
64. 直译:在这个世界上，我最不想做的就是伤害你，但这仍然是我的考虑。
66. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
67. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)
68. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly,and for the same reason.
69. 也许你要面对的是外国人，虽然现在街上到处是外国人，电视电影里也比比皆是。但是，真的有个外国大活人站在你面前了，叽了呱啦的和你说英文，你还真的犯蒙，因为毕竟你平时所做的听力练习都是标准录音，而不是生活口语。在语调、语态、语气上都会有很大的差别。
70. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。
71. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
72. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
74. Ho,I see you! 嘿，我见过你！
75. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
76. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。
77. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
78. 男人只有两种状态:饥饿和**。如果他不硬，给他三明治！
80. War does not determine who is right ndash; only who is left.
81. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
82. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
83. If sex is a pain in the ass,then yoursquo;re doing it wronghellip;
84. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
85. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
86. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that Iknow. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
87. xxxHard work never killed anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
90. 光总是跑得比声音快，这就是为什么有些SB说话后，你会发现他在假装B。
93. 起初，我直接要求上帝给我一辆自行车。后来，我想上帝不是这样做的，所以我偷了一辆，请求上帝原谅。
94. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠 (我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棒？)这是一个回文句，跟着读和倒着读是一样的。
95. a. 女人的高潮可能是假装的，但男人TMD可以装出整段感情！
100. XXOO就像打桥牌一样。如果对手不好，你的手一定要好。
101. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
102. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But itrsquo;s still on the list.
