Thecaptainofasmallshiphadtogoalongarockycoast,buthewasunfamiliarwithit,sohetriedtofindaqualifiedpilottoguidehim.Hewentashoreinoneofthesmallports,andalocalfishemp3anpretendedthathewasapilotbecauseheneededsomemoney.Thecaptaintookhimonboardandaskedhimwheretosteertheship.
Afterhalfanhour,thecaptainbegantosuspectthatthefishemp3andidnotreallyknowwhathewasdoingandwherehewasgoing.
“Areyousureyouareaqualifiedpilot?”heasked.
“Oh,yes,”answeredthefishemp3an.“Iknoweveryrockonthispartofthecoast.”
Suddenlytherewasaterriblecrashfromundertheship.Atoncethefishemp3anadded,“Andthat’soneofthem.”