1、In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relishis always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！
2、If a mistake was Ptty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I have committed heinouscrimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！
3、Because of you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah？！
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？
4、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics，…… shoot you use the most appropriate！
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适！
5、Psychological test： If you and the cowardrace， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！
6、Notice： AprilFool＇s Day approaching， on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover！
通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！
7、Shaceng said： I have 16 change！ Journey said： I have 32 change！ Wukong said： I am 72 changed！ In his Tang Seng： Nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages？ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！
8、After dinner seven Commandment： I quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， Wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep！ Journey： Remember？
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？
9、Some people see you today， you still as charming， wearing a checked vest， Manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit？
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的？
10、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair， as the most beautiful melodies world， in my mind Zhou， I want to say： You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFool＇s Day！
你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！
11、You find one you love deservesthe love， I not understand you and your feelings， I know that some things can not reluctantly， not some distance beyond， like yesterday， I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go！
你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了！
12、Toads pursuitof swans， swan disdain said： If I as long as you die！ HAMA against： the pig also live good？ After listening to pigs， feel aggrieved： I just look at messages， I move Sheire Who？
癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢！猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了？
13、If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你长得难看，请打110；如果你身材不好，请打120；如果你脾气不好，请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
