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4. If you don't have a genius for humor, don't tell jokes.
5. Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.
6. The secret source of humor is not happiness, but sadness.
7. You really don't look down on fat people. You're crazy when you're thin.
8. This inversion of cause and effect is because we have a sense of humour.
9. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
10. 认识你之后,一种智力上的优越感,油然而生。
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
13. To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.
14. Keep a little humour, and a sense of humour is one of the great keys to changing the nature of human beings.
15. They say you're funny, and then they laugh at you calmly.
16. Fate is so humorous that all those who love it are silent.
17. 没有最浪漫的人,只有懂浪漫的人。同样的,你不用做最幽默的人,只要找懂你幽默的人。
18. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
19. My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.
20. You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.
21. I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
22. I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.
23. ,ishowloyalguard!I'swisdom;itisitselfatalent,
24. People who lack a sense of humour are not perfect people.
25. Youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous fall.
27. 幽默乃是尊严的肯定,又是对人类超然物外的胸襟之明证。
28. Humor is not a skill, but an attitude towards life.
30. Humor and wisdom are very similar, but the difference is: Humor makes people laugh, wisdom makes people meditate.
36. 保持一点幽默,幽默感是转变人类性质的伟大钥匙之一。
37. It's no use having eyes when you're blind.
38. The earth is now called a village.
39. The best humour is the joy of pain.
40. Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy.
41. 梦想还是要有的,不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。
43. 你就是我心中的那首忐忑,总是让我惊心动魄。
44. I hope that when I receive the red packet, I will open it and write another packet.
46. Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.
47. The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.
48. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.
49. 找男朋友的要求不高,跟女孩子讲过话的不要。
51. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.
52. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
53. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
57. 缺乏幽默的人,最好是保持沉默。沉默,最好是由幽默来打破。
61. Humor is the absurdity of never being serious.
62. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What’s my mother going to do?
63. It's hot, isn't it? It's cool on the seventh Eve.
64. Humor comes from wisdom, and vice comes from incompetence.
66. In those days, I was only six and a half Jin when I was the thinnest!
68. Secret love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy!
69. Listentoyourwords,myprovincetenbooks!
70. Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernatio
71. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it…so I said "Implants?"
73. Humor brings insight and tolerance, while cynicism brings profound and unfriendly understanding.
74. The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.
77. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes. I laugh at others for freezing.
78. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
79. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
80. You say it's cold, I say it's cold.
82. Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.
83. It's said that when we get to the white head together, you secretly bake oil!
84. 全世界都在忙着谈恋爱,只有我在忙着写作业。
86. It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.
87. I don't clean my room. I'm a mess girl.
89. 经提倡而产生的幽默,一定是矫揉造作的幽默。
90. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
91. Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.
92. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
94. Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.
96. A sense of humour is the privilege of repeated misfortune.
98. In my world, you never understand humor.
99. A successful person copes with setbacks with a sense of humour.
101. There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can't stop when there is a way.
102. 做一只可爱的小仙女,然后把全世界都变可爱。
105. peoplecannotthesame,somepeoplewillhumor,somepeoplewillnot,
107. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
109. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
111. xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
113. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
114. Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.
116. Although I can't Bodhisattva all living beings, but I can harm all living beings.
117. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
118. Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.
121. 幽默带来悟力和宽容,冷嘲则带来深刻而不友善的理解。
125. Live happily and face life with humor.
126. Love is so humorous that the loved ones are silent.