1. 有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具)，没有真正的用处，但看到他们在楼梯上翻来覆去还是很开心的。
3. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
4. I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
5. 男人只有两种状态:饥饿和**。如果他不硬，给他三明治！
6. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7. We live in a society where pi有趣的英语句子a gets to your house before the police.
9. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠 (我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棒？)这是一个回文句，跟着读和倒着读是一样的。
10. 它的意思是：To be or not to be,that is a question. (生存或毁灭是个问题。
12. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
13. I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesnrsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
14. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
15. 你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商提升到和他一样的水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
18. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)
19. If sex is a pain in the ass,then yoursquo;re doing it wronghellip;
21. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
23. a. 如觉呵呵是屁眼无法承受的痛苦，那是你操错洞。
24. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。
25. XXOO就像打桥牌一样。如果对手不好，你的手一定要好。
26. Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything,but you canrsquo;t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
27. a. 女人的高潮可能是假装的，但男人TMD可以装出整段感情！
28. b. 女人假装高潮获得真情，男人假装获得真情。
29. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
30. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
31. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。
33. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。
34. We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.
35. 直译:在这个世界上，我最不想做的就是伤害你，但这仍然是我的考虑。
37. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
38. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
39. 政客和纸尿的一个共同点是，他们都被定期更换，因为同样的原因脏了!
40. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
41. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.
42. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
43. 我们永远不会真正成熟，我们只是学会在人们面前假装强迫。
44. family=father and mother i love you
45. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But itrsquo;s still on the list.
46. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
47. War does not determine who is right ndash; only who is left.
48. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
49. 起初，我直接要求上帝给我一辆自行车。后来，我想上帝不是这样做的，所以我偷了一辆，请求上帝原谅。
50. Love the neighbor. But donlsquo;t get caught.
54. 我希望我能像爷爷一样在睡梦中安静地死去，而不是像他开上那些尖叫的乘客一样死去！
55. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly,and for the same reason.
58. xxxHard work never killed anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
59. The early bird might get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.
61. 在我们这里，所有送外卖的人都比警察来得快.
63. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
64. Ho,I see you! 嘿，我见过你！
66. b. 若XXOO是下半身的疼痛，所以，你操错了。
67. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
69. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
70. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
71. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
72. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
73. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
75. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you donrsquo;t have a good partner,yoursquo;d better have a good hand.
76. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。
78. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx
79. 光总是跑得比声音快，这就是为什么有些SB说话后，你会发现他在假装B。
80. To China for china,China with china ,dinner on china .(去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃瓷器。
81. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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