1. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2. ess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系) 。9) Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找 借口，今天就要找好。10) Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 (老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈)11) Children in backseats cause acci
3. dents. Accidents in backseats caus e children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。12) Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来 ，所以还是再睡一会吧。13) There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every m orning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。14) Hard work never killed anybody.
4. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6. Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and
9. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
10. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
11. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
12. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
13. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
14. xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx
15. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
16. there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are t wo.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。6) Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。7) The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。8) Succ
17. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
18. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
19. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
20. Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
21. But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡！ 不过我不会用自己去证明。15) Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶！ 尤其是看着别人工作。16) God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。17) When twoscompany, three sthe result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！18) A dress is like a barbed fe
22. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
23. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
24. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
25. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
26. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友："如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?"他说："我解决了住房问题!"
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
28. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
29. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx
30. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
31. 幽默的英语句子1) Money is not everything. There Msastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。3) Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。4) Love the neighbor. But don gtet caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。5) Behind every successful man,
32. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
33. When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
